A college in tuakau which houses the most absolutely mindblowingly shitty people including but not limited too: kids who take illicit substances to school to make them appear cool, kids who can't finish a sentence without saying atleast one incredibly controvertial and generally condemned phrase, kids who think they're gangster because they're maori, etc...
guy 1: dude look at that kid from tuakau college
guy 2: he's gonna work at mcdonalds when he grows older!
kid from tuakau college: aw gee. working in mcdonalds is prolly gas ah, you wanna go ah gee.
guy 2: he's gonna work at mcdonalds when he grows older!
kid from tuakau college: aw gee. working in mcdonalds is prolly gas ah, you wanna go ah gee.
by mr. wanks on the couch at camp November 28, 2023
Get the tuakau collegemug. by yhdujskjdfhsjdk August 11, 2022
Get the Downlands Collegemug. The absolute fucking worst place on earth.
Stepping foot in this school grantees one of two things happening.
1. you instantly cop a shitty mullet
2. you instantly cop barcodes on the wrists and chop your dick off.
Stepping foot in this school grantees one of two things happening.
1. you instantly cop a shitty mullet
2. you instantly cop barcodes on the wrists and chop your dick off.
"Damn he's hot as fuck" "Jennifer, he goes to Seaford Secondary College, avoid it girl. He's either gay or eshay"
by Mrs Fraser December 12, 2021
Get the Seaford Secondary Collegemug. the limes college is a sutton behaviour school where delinquent kids are sent when they cant stay in mainstream school like any normal child. The school is full of bitchy girls with rbfs and mad dirty looks everywhere they go and dickhead boys who are very immature and only hobby is pissing of the girls and play fighting each other. the teachers are either very chill and nice or extreme cunts and most the time have no control over the kids at the school, they have also been called every offensive name under the sun (cunt being the most popular)
every girl either wears a skirt short enough or trousers tight enough to see their ass and 95% of students have no gcses in sight. Most kids there think there hard and think that people will be scared of them if they see their school logo and actually sometimes that is the case when in reality the most these students are guilty of is bare attitude, mad anger issues and the ability to get out of lessons and pull the fire alarms. But over all the school is mainly just basic sutton chavs and wannabe roadmen
although in general the school is fun and great friendships are formed there. most people get along well and most students are actually fairly nice, good friends and entertaining to be around. the most used phrases you will hear at this school are ‘suck your mum’ ‘kill yourself’ and finally the basic ‘omgg fuck off’
every girl either wears a skirt short enough or trousers tight enough to see their ass and 95% of students have no gcses in sight. Most kids there think there hard and think that people will be scared of them if they see their school logo and actually sometimes that is the case when in reality the most these students are guilty of is bare attitude, mad anger issues and the ability to get out of lessons and pull the fire alarms. But over all the school is mainly just basic sutton chavs and wannabe roadmen
although in general the school is fun and great friendships are formed there. most people get along well and most students are actually fairly nice, good friends and entertaining to be around. the most used phrases you will hear at this school are ‘suck your mum’ ‘kill yourself’ and finally the basic ‘omgg fuck off’
by suck your motherr September 25, 2023
Get the the limes college suttonmug. by DC Penang November 24, 2021
Get the DISTED Collegemug. by 459395 February 25, 2022
Get the College campus rapemug. A college of excellence filled with neeks apart from the 2021 graduating class whom simply pisses excellence
by Adam72727 August 28, 2019
Get the Grange Community Collegemug.