St. Mary's College of Maryland 

A sorry excuse for a college filled with the biggest collection of unambitious, bottom-feeding, filthy, ugly, slacker, loser, scumbag dregs of the earth to be found anywhere on this planet. One is either a 60's retread, a redneck hick, or of a lower middle class background of which you're the first to attend college. Faculty consists of third-rate teachers with degrees from third-rate (at best) institutions who couldn't find a job anywhere else. A certificate from an auto mechanic trade school would do more to make you a contributing and valued member of society than anything from this place.

St. Mary's College of Maryland typical student conversation:

normal person: "so what's your major" ?

hippie retread: "huh" ?

normal person: "you know, what do you plan to do with your life, what are your goals" ?

hippie retread: "uh, what are goals"

St. Mary's College of Maryland by pawzavitch July 30, 2009

Mercedes College 

1. The definition of Toys (See Definition 2)

2. Mercedes College is a Catholic, co-educational day school located in Springfield a suburb of Adelaide, South Australia. It was established by the Sisters of Mercy in 1954. Originally a boarding school for girls, it is now a coeducational school. Filled with wogs, wiggers and fake hardarses the school is notorious for the gutless toys that inhabit the school. They unofficially believe that their intercol is against Scotch College, although Scotch does not share this belief due to poor quality of Mercedes sporting teams, evident in the past sporting results.

3. Mercedes 07 trashed my school (UHS), and then tried to blame it on Scotch College by spraying grafiti that read Scotchies 07 near the damaged property, although due to Mercedes Students inferior knowledge spelt Scotch Collage (sic) instead.

Due to this important mistake it became clear that Scotch Was not involved, highlighting the strong relationship we have with our friends up at Torrens Park.

Mercedes College - A private school which is below the standards of most public schools in Adelaide.

A breeding ground for toys.

Mercedes College by Ralpho9 November 14, 2007

clown college 

1. to be in bad standing

2. to be low in quality

3. to be unintelligent

4. to be juvenile in nature

1. i'm not partying at the silver fox anymore bro, that place is clown college.

2. man these seats are clown college, couldn't we have gotten closer to the ring?

3. yo that girl you were talking to last night was clown college, i hope you got her number.

4. yo don't invite mark to the party, every time i see that dude it's full on clown college and shit.

clown college by mick_the_skin June 26, 2010

typical college whore 

someone who engages in sexual activities at college parties

Watch "college parties" movies

1: *talking about hooking up at parties.*
2: you're such a typical college whore

typical college whore by lesbian in disguise October 7, 2012

newman college 

a school in churchlands, perth in western australia, this school has mixed emotions, sometimes very including and accepting of you, but sometimes it could be worse than facebook after an episode of game of thrones

wow! he is like newman college

newman college by JK Y THO? May 13, 2016

community college apostrophe 

Any Apostrophe used inappropriately where a word is plural but not a contraction or a possessive. Much like the opposite of the Harvard Comma, the Community College Apostrophe is used by the uneducated and grammatically ignorant.

"Hey, want to see my photo's from when me and the girl's went hiking in the mountain's?"
"No, and lay off the Community College Apostrophe."

community college apostrophe by @theosus September 29, 2017

pheonix college 

The best college at Riddlesdown Colleigiate

What college are you in?
Pheonix college

U so lucky

pheonix college by Caladaboz May 7, 2018