Clown

One who wears a wig and big red nose. Beings said to have the gift of eternal joy, the ability to fit an endless amount of objects/entities into one or more vehicles, the ability to generate infinite water from thin air with a flower, the ability to make balloon versions of any object, and immortality. All clowns are known to gather in a large cult meeting they call a "Circus." Inside of a clown car is a pocket dimension able to fit anything. Bad clowns, such as Ronald McDonald, are banished to the far ends of this pocket dimension.

John: Honey! Wanna hear a joke?

Samantha: Please, John. It's been 12 years. You are not a Clown.

John: Aww, here, let me get you a handkerchief for your tears.

John then pulls an endless chain of handkerchiefs out of his pocket.

by Joeseph Mamushka June 13, 2021

Killer Clown

A clown associated to the horror genre. Fictional clowns that are created to scare and entertain. These clowns are not actually killers , they portray a horror character.

Can’t wait to see the killer clowns at the haunted house. They are my favorite characters.

by Dare2Sleep September 7, 2022

Clowney Clown Clown

Tricksters at heart, the Clowney Clown Clowns love chaos! They salivate for trouble! DO NOT TRUST!

they are lawful evil

Are you being a little Clowney Clown Clown???

by The dude man guy person who di June 20, 2023

Clown to clown communication

This is the type of talking that occurs in organisations, typically, between Marketing and Finance departments.

Whatever is said is generally not logical or contains substance. The main purpose is for humour.

Let's stop the tomfoolery and clown to clown communication we need the financial overview for our marketing pitch by the end of today

by killymilly31 March 10, 2023

giggly goon clown

a mysterious creature who sneaks into the rooms of unsuspecting gamers and tapes pornographic posters all over their walls and sets every computer’s screensaver to hentai.

oh man, I can’t believe I got visited by the giggly goon clown

by cockbounce November 12, 2023

Clown

Creepy fuckers that are funny when in a circus

Julia: I saw a clown yesterday
Loui: Oh god, what did he do??
Julia: -in a circus.
Loui: Oh, alright then

by TranSol January 8, 2024

Reverse Clown Car

When a person dressed in clown makeup puts multiple Hot Wheels in one or more of their orifices and removes them one by one, imitating multiple clowns getting out of a clown car but inversed.

Hey man I was doing a reverse clown car and I got your limited edition Power Ranger Red Ranger Hot Wheel stuck, so can I borrow a water bottle?

by Dr.Doodles March 25, 2025