retired clown

Somebody who can’t take a joke.

Also known as the average Twitter person

person1: why did the chicken cross the road
Person2: THATS SPECIESISM THAT’S NOT ALOUDED!
Person1: oh look, a retired clown

by test account idk I will prob- August 2, 2021

Clown's Flower

Analogy of female ejaculation.

I went down on her like a parched Spaniel when she squirted in my face like a clown's flower.

by Chilly Beef September 9, 2019

Upside Down Circus Clown

The opposite of the Topsy Turvy Spermy Wormy, wherein a fertile male performs a handstand and proceeds to masturbate to completion, releasing his ejaculate into a wastepaper basket situated on the floor below him.

Forget about Jacob, I heard that Gregory prefers the Upside Down Circus Clown. Show off

by shartacus October 7, 2022

Clown

Someone who is so committed and loyal to another, however they don't even give them a second thought. Someone who you like and admire, but doesn't show or want to show that energy back.

"Dude Sophia is so pretty omg"
"Yea dude I'm glad yall started dating. You used to be a clown"

by FormerClown69420 February 11, 2020

clown

you

you are the clown

by zachary:))))) October 16, 2019

Clown🤡

Coolest mutha fucka around, ladies should instantly send him nudes and they will be blessed with good luck for life

Man, that dude Clown🤡 ain’t no joke, I should send him a pick of my asshole

by Clown🤡 March 12, 2021

clown

not a clown as in pennywise, but a person doing something stupid and everyone knows it but does it anyway and they may or may not know that it’s stupid

guy: imma text her again
guy 2: aren’t you still on delivered for like a day
guy: yeah
guy 2: ur such a clown

by tessa.baibe February 22, 2020