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christian jank

The type of movies and series you see on pureflix or JW Broadcasting, something that looks fake, but is for real and absolutely serious, most of the time with some kind of budget but invested all in the wrong places, and it always features the same actors, like Kevin Sorbo and/or David A R White, most of the time its just poorly written christian propaganda
"hey jen, did you watch that new "christian jank" series last night?"
by Hanzo_nagashi October 12, 2022
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Christian Atheist

An atheist that believes in an afterlife and references Jesus, but believes in science for the creation of life and existence, or not thinking God is real. These people reference many bible related subjects, but does not think that God is the creator of life, only saying so for a joke or other non-serious reason.
Joe is such a Christian atheist. He references god so much but still refuses he believes he is real.
by SlipperyButterBoi June 28, 2023
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Christian

Christian: says nothing while stuffing mayo in his butt and mouth
by wasgooddddjannjj January 21, 2022
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Christian

He is an anime guy. He watches anime all the time. If you want an anime guy he and his friend Anthony would love to guide you. He works out at the gym with his uncle. That may be unhealthy for him for his age. But he doesnt care under the circumstances he is into.
I love Christian.
by Truthguy12 June 15, 2019
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Christian

Very unique, one of the most special humans on earth. Everybody adores him but he doesn't see. He might seem selfish sometimes, cuz he is, but he makes up for it on every possible way. He always get's hell a lot Very loyal, funny and he'll make you feel happy.
"What do you think about him?"

"Christian? You should keep him. There are just a few of him in the world"
by ttdg December 4, 2016
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Christian Ford

A well behaved young man His only role model in life is Drew Shep. Camron McCoy lives in his shadow. Gets fucking plastered off of natty lights and loves tits.
Wow, I want to be like Christian Ford when I’m drunk!
by Big Drew Shep February 14, 2021
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Christian

This name is not forgotten, it is beautiful and the people who have this name are perfect.
I think of all your friends, a Christian can change everything. He's always there for you, he always has the solution to the problems. He always has the right words at hand
As any person, we have problems, he believes that their problems were eventually with him, but always finds a way forward.
ou'd definitely love to have a Christian in your life, they just brighten everything up. He's happy.

He knows how to be a friend, he knows how to be a good friend.

And the best thing is that they listen to good music, he is so special, that you would envy not to have a Chris in your life.
Where's Christian?

As he always goes so seriously walking, with his hearing aids, nothing stops him and that is special in him.
by Buy a stairway to heaven March 28, 2018
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