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Christian boner

When a nigga christian walk out the lake with an erect cock.
"Damn Nigga! You got a real Christian boner right now."

"BLESH"
by Syko-B November 23, 2019
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christine

christine means when something is bad as if you broke up or something that bothers you with hatred
oh damn we got jellybelly well it isn't that christine at least we didn't get bean boozled that would have been more christine than ever
by IAmASmartyPantsMate December 15, 2019
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Christian

skinny white guy that happens to get all the women
girl have heard about that guy Christian omg he can have my kids.
by kleinschrxth December 24, 2019
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Christian

People named christian oftern have small dicks
Christians sperm is bigger than his penis
by Kimilsung69 December 25, 2019
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Christine

A cunt. Specifically, the kind of cunt that makes guys think she's a real catch while you're together, then proceeds to blow the entire neighborhood and reveal her true spiteful cuntyness after you've broken up with her.
My girlfriend was a real Christine this morning. She woke me up by spitting the neighbor's jizz on my face.
I swear if I have to see one more thot on Twitch spread her legs and show me her roast-beef Christine I'm gonna switch to Mixer.
by Cuntsworth December 26, 2019
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Christian

People who believe in the one true God. They are the best people to talk to about your problems, because what they are saying comes from God. They believe that the Bible, the Holy Trinity, etc. are true. They believe that Jesus died on the cross for your sins. It is not a religion, although it is a relationship with God.
"Bro, look at that Christian over there. I like Christians."
"Christians believe in God, right?"
"Yes."
by abbsxjonathan January 6, 2020
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Christian B

Christian B is normally a simp. This means he does anything to impress any girl, claims false things that happened between him and girls.
Christian B is always trying to impress girls.
by Large fat black Jew nigger January 10, 2020
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