burbon burger

a godly feast worthy of George Michael to romp on

Wow, did George Michael really just romp with that burbon burger in the bushes?! 8----D O: <- George Michael

by Beast of Burbon April 6, 2009

shmeiz burger

a burger that contains someone’s semen

my boyfriend is so cute he’s making me a shmeiz burger later

by lisha666 November 6, 2020

Weak Old Veggie Burgers

Disgusting or disturbing person or object; something that you don't want in your life.

These pancakes taste like weak old veggie burgers.

Friend 1: He's just so mean

Friend 2: What a weak old veggie burger!

by BitchenTitties July 26, 2014

Burger Music

Burger music is another term for “coworker music”. Basically the type of music that you’d be hearing while working at a Burger King, you’re trying to close up, and the corny ass music your 35 year old, “go woke, go broke” coworker keeps blasting out of his shitty JBL speaker is triggering your fight or flight response.

Examples of burger music: Dax, Tom MacDonald, Eminem (post Recovery era), AJR, Falling In Reverse, Imagine Dragons, Jelly Roll, Aaron Lewis, Machine Gun Kelly, Kid Rock, and Slaughter to Prevail.

“I was getting ready to close until Tyler started playing that fuckass burger music.”

by NeoFuckinGeo October 5, 2025

nothing burger

when something has absolutely no substance or content whatsoever or means nothing

Austin Lin: Dude did you hear about that Joe Biden Speech? He was talking about literally nothing bruh.
Christian Koch: Yeah man that was a whole nothing burger

by EdgeTillIBlackOut November 15, 2023

Burgers

A reference to Americans and their proclivity for fast food chains, degenerate materialism, and love for spreading "culture" that no one else wants.

Burgers pay
>43% federal tax
>13% state tax
>7% sales tax
>1% property tax
Total: 64% tax
Do burgers really pay 64% of their income on tax?

by hellonello April 28, 2021

Spat in the burger

The act of applying moisture to a dry vagina

She opened her legs and I was consumed by a cloud of dust, like a sandstorm in the Sahara, so I spat in the burger. As made famous on a pinball forum

by Popeye is rubbish October 17, 2016