April 27th

National lick whipped cream from your boyfriend's dick day

Him: What's that whipped cream for?
Her: Oh, it's April 27th

by rio188 April 17, 2024

April Special

When you’re being cheated on and try to act like it’s their fault

“She gave him the April Special”

by ChackieJan April 1, 2022

April 23

National show your girl some love day

Hey jacob show your girl some love bro
Jacob:oh right is april 23

by Saltysosa April 21, 2022

April 12

National give ur boyfriend head day

On this day (April 12) you have to give ur bf head

by Iloveurdick69 April 11, 2021

April 18

National succ dicc day.
The day all the girls succ dick.
And the day is for the boys

-" hey bro it's April 18
-" yah go get ur dic succed"

by Mordi=gay October 30, 2019

April 13th

April 13th is a day where the most amazing, kind, trustworthy and loyal people are born. They will always stick by your side and help you whenever you need, but don't fuck around with them or they will make you pay. Talk shit about people born on this day and it wont end well.

Annie: "you know that guy that's born on April 13th"
Jack: " yeah"
Annie: "you better stop talking shit about him"
Jack: "why? i don't care"
Annie: "ok then.."
Jack: "wait..why?
Annie: "its not gonna end well for you!"

by annie_is_better_than_jacinta March 22, 2020

9th april

It’s national winifred day, squeeze your nan and tell her you love her

it’s 9th april run up wall nan

by guest67876 April 23, 2020