Apples

THE BEST FRUIT ALL TIME, I AM ABSOLUTELY ADDICTED TO IT AND I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT!

Everytime I wake up at the middle of the night, I go to my fridge and cut apples and watch whatever!! They are absolutely the best snack if you are craving something!

Girl 1: "I'd rather eat fries and burgers than apples."
Girl 2: "Well at least I'd be healthier with my apples!"

by appleganda March 16, 2025

Apple Head

A person with an enormous or apple shaped head; someone that is so ditsy they should be made fun of by default (aka McParland).

"McParland is such a dork."
"Yeah. That apple head can't do anything right."

by GrayHairedLady 1 July 15, 2021

Apple

1. A company.
2. A fruit, there is many varieties of them. There is sweet, Sour, crunchy...

1. I'm going to the Apple Store.
2. Ooo this apple is rotten!

by Says_The_Kid June 23, 2017

Tiny Apple Gang

A gathering or group of men with homosexual tendencies. Generally comprised of 3-5 older men and one middle aged "pivot" man. They are not accepting of outsiders. Induction into gang usually consists of grotesque sexual acts involving a butterfinger candy bar

Hey, Chomo check out that group of weirdos. Yeah man that's a tiny apple gang for sure

by Whatchuluukinat March 3, 2022

candy apple

A shiny red badass car

Damn that caddie got a nice candy apple paint and look at them peanut butter gutts (tan leather seats).

by locajellz September 3, 2018

Apple

an unintelligent thing that when used on girls (throw an apple at them) will come running as fast as usain bolt on steroids

oh look a group of teenage girls one of them looks hot throw an apple at them

by y05k February 19, 2019

Apple

A company founded by Steve Jobs. The company's originally famous for their
freakin' cool mechanical devices and laptops. Now almost every people uses their
brand. Although some faggots still uses Windows(believing that it will win from the
biggest competition), Apple will be taking over the technology of the world...soon.

APPLE: Use Apple! It's better and NEVER lags! It's faster than Windows!
WINDOWS: Don't listen to that faggot, use our product! Come on, what
do you open when you sleep at night?!
CUSTOMER: Um... a window?
WINDOWS: Damn right, now buy our product!

APPLE: What do you eat for breakfast?
CUSTOMER: Um.. Apple?
APPLE: Right, now buy our product. Anything to say, Windows?
WINDOWS: F**K you!!

by Herrickjunior November 27, 2015