taco dunk

When a female hovers over your face and boops you on the nose with her taco. The female version of teabagging.

She totally gave him a taco dunk when she spotted his bench press.

by Rook_ February 20, 2018

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Taco lips

Mexican's dirty mouth

"Oh damn, Mark tried to kiss me with some taco lips today!"

by Andrew is a hoe April 23, 2016

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danish taco

An abnormally blonde vagina with blue spots around the clitorus

It's all fun and games until she pulls her danish taco out

by Jigglybins October 9, 2016

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taco joke

It's when the human race tries to kill it's self off

Prick - I have a taco joke!
Me - Don't fucking say it Zach
Prick - Why did the tacos cross the road
Me - Don't fucking say it Zach
Prick - To fart their way over to the sidewalk and kill the BURRIOTOS
Me - I cease to exisit
Me - Also burritos are better than tacos

by Slojoe May 5, 2018

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Ass Taco

When you didn’t wipe thoroughly and there is still fecal matter still left behind in your ass hair.

David: Hey man I had an Ass Taco up until 30mins ago.

Steven: Dang dude, those are the worst.

David: ya I know I had to shave my ass hair because it hurt so bad to pull the feces out of my ass hair.

by Fecalmatter69 November 13, 2020

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