HOW TO SAVE A LIFE

When u wanna know how to save a life.

OH NO! SOMEONE TELL ME HOW TO SAVE A LIFE!

by GANGSTABEN1234 October 15, 2018

Lift up the horse skirt, give us a peek!

When you're at your local joust and you want to root for the horse with the biggest dick, but you can't tell which one is biggest because the horses have those decorative cloak/skirt things on; this is what you yell

You: Man I want the horse with the biggest dick to win this joust
Friend: But we can't see their dicks! They covered them up with those horse skirts!
You: You're right, this is unacceptable. Lift up the horse skirt, give us a peek!

by Spike The Dragon September 24, 2018

how fast can elephants run (use miles because I don’t know how many kilometers are in a mile)

Idk pretty fast I think

1: how fast can elephants run (use miles because I don’t know how many kilometers are in a mile)
2: Bruh I don’t know just google it

by We do a little Trolling March 17, 2021

hot as a biscuit

To be or feel excessively hot, so hot in fact, that the heat is comparable to the heat of fresh biscuits out of the oven.

That girl is hot as a biscuit.
Oh man, it's 92 degrees outside, and I am hot as a biscuit!

by kigityKatie October 7, 2012

can I hold a dolla

1.(verb)-A term used by a "hood nigga" or "street nigga" to size you up,and or see whats in your pockets and rob you or con there way into always getting a dollar from you when needed or see you ,because there broke and want other peoples money
2.-A term used by a friend or someone to borrow a dollar and will pay you back next time.

hood nigga:"yo can I hold a dolla?"

aquaintance:"a...yea I have a dollar"(guy pulls wallet out)

hood nigga:(takes the guys wallet)

aquaintance:"Hey yo come on man chill please give my wallet back"

hood nigga: "SHUT UP BEFORE I POKE U THE FUCK UP NIGGA!"(hood nigga walks off)

by Stand up guy 7 December 14, 2012

Hornier than a six-peckered tomcat in a pussy patch

When one is very horny. What is a pussy patch? You got me. Thanks rural upbringing for teaching me this one to give to you all

That slut's got me hornier than a six-peckered tomcat in a pussy patch.

by poonpatch June 25, 2009

neden heavy hop and a comic book plot

some of the best shit in the world. It means "fucking amazing shit"

that chick's ass is neden heavy hop and a comic book plot

by Farout N Strife May 10, 2004