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Dove fucker

A dove fucker is defined as a person/individual who is known to constantly and consistently ruin good situations and or events to the point of them becoming bad instead
Oh look it's a dove in the sky this must surely mean that god is going to stop the floods... WAIT DON'T!..

BANG! (Jeff has shot down the dove)

oh Jeff YOU DOVE FUCKER!!!
by Pony Head March 25, 2024
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True Fucker

A name used to describe someone that has truly done something dishonest, mean or just plain fucked up.
Person 1: Hey, you know how Jimmy said he had too much homework last night, and couldn't hang out?
Person 2: Ya, What about it?
Person1: Jimmy didn't really do that. Instead, he had a threesome with your sister and mom.
Person 2: Jimmy is a True Fucker.
Person 1: Tell me about it.
by benalei October 17, 2008
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Fossil Fucker

A younger male who purposely 'hits on' older ladies (usually aged over 40 and single) for the purpose of sex.
Look at that guy hitting on that old woman - man, bet he's a fossil fucker!
by Adolf Trump-Farage September 18, 2018
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Kazoo fucker

When you put a kazoo in someone's mouth and a dick in their ass and see how loud they get.
Friend:Yo I'd kazoo fuck jenny all night I bet she'd be pretty loud
Me: shut up kazoo fucker
by That_random318 January 5, 2022
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Suck-Fucker

A person that would save a shot, within the last 5 seconds of a match of rocket league, and cause you to cry out so loud, your mother-in-law would scold you at 2am.
That motherfucking suck-fucker just saved my shot!
by Ricky Strike March 7, 2019
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Grade A Fucker

A person who Is a whole other tear of asshole they are usually a dishonest, manipulative, emotionless, psychopathic sadistic, homicidal and just a all around shity person types of people like this should be avoided or insulted or just ignored they feed off attention good or bad usually they do shity things and portray them as good.
Kyle just stole my wallet he's a grade A fucker
by kushmaster223 July 23, 2023
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