May 5 

the day the person you’ve been crushing on is finally yours and you last a long time with them in a good relationship

yes it’s may 5!
and? it’s just a day
no, toms, going to ask me out!

May 5 by anonymous March 31, 2022

May 5 

This is a day where you prank your teacher. 😻🦶

person 1: is may 5, let’s think of a prank!
person 2: *whisper the idea*

person 1 & person 2: now let’s wait the perfect time to prank! 😝😇

May 5 by Soobin Dolphin April 24, 2022

Band 5 Incompetent 

an incompetent member of NHS Staff could be anything from a toilet cleaner to a chief executive.

That nurse was so useless at taking blood, she is a Band 5 Incompetent

Band 5 Incompetent by jonny bogroll the eigth April 30, 2022

May 5 

Confess your feelings to your crush day 🤞🏿❤

Confessing your feelings on may 5

May 5 by May 5 May 4, 2022

May 5 

National be sad day . No matter why . This day you are sad and depressed. Nostalgia just came out so listen to that too

Eslabón Armado released nostalgia on may 5

May 5 by Eslabón May 4, 2022

May 5 

May 5th is national send an ass pic day

Person a: hey it’s may 5th here you go *sends ass pic*

Person b: wow thanks this made my day better

May 5 by Uhhhhhh hi May 5, 2022

8.5 year old

A kid whose started acting like a 9 year old. Someone who’s 8 and a half years has finally stopped being an idiot. When your in the age you start liking pewdiepie and stop being annoying as shit.

An 8.5 year old is a kid who stopped being annoying

8.5 year old by The dancing nugget July 7, 2022