Go old testament on your ass

Meaning that you are going to be beaten or killed for whatever transgression you committed. Old testament of the Bible speaks of terrible punishments given by God.

Someone deliberately scratches your car. You tell the person that you are going to go old testament on your ass. You lay an ass whopping on him and you have effectively 'gone old testament on his ass'

by in-the-dark July 10, 2010

the old king clancy

It's the same as a Sacremento Turtleneck but with maple syrup

The old king Clancy is a Canadian sex act

by King Clancy May 5, 2018

The Old Quaker

Noun: A sexual act in which a female uses both hands to vigorous stroke the shaft of a male with an extremely large penis, similar to the act of churning butter. Optional, the female can also lick the tip ever so gently.

"So last night I was with this guy who had such a big dick that I couldn't suck it and I didn't want it inside me, so I had to pull out the Old Quaker. "

by ayo_keeks May 4, 2014

The Old 9/11

2 handjobs spaced 17 minutes apart. Partial credit if she wears a burka. Full credit if you yell out 'Allah Akbar' when hitting the stride.

''It's September the 11th Maddie, you know what that means. Time for the old 9/11''

by Bradulf Pittler November 10, 2014

do an Old Yeller

To kill a domestic animal for any reason (exposure to rabies, untreatable illness, boredom, etc.)

It pained the family to see the veterinarian do an Old Yeller on their twelve-year-old Labrador, but they knew that its time had come.

by Radicality February 9, 2010

A grip of old people

A group of old people, usually in packs of 3 to 4.

Example: “There is a grip of old people leaving the hot tub, let’s make it Reyna.”

See “make it Reyna”

Example: “There is a grip of old people leaving the hot tub, let’s make it Reyna.”

See “make it Reyna”

by Scoobdaddy February 8, 2020

ye long old lady

The Ye Long Old Lady is a lady who has an extremely long penis. Their penis is so long president Lincoln cut half of it off to build the White House. Being a trans they cannot find anyone to make out with.

Ye Long Old Lady is walking by

by GreasyRooster1 March 15, 2022