(s)low

what you tell someone that she\he is (usually via an Instant Messenger), as an entertaining way to inform her\him that she\he is slow-witted. It is especially humorous when they just don’t get it.. hence the person’s being ‘(s)low’!!

Kelsey: ..Geez. You're awfully (s)low.

Eric: ...‘(s)low’? Don’t you mean ‘slow’?? If so, I’ll have you know that I run a mile in under five minutes.

Kelsey: I’m sure you do*coughnotcough*.. But no, I mean ‘(s)low’: what »you« are.

Eric: What d’ya mean?

Kelsey: I’m not telling you; that’s for me to know, and for you to one day embarasedly find out.

Eric: But I dunno.. Are you sure it’s not the same as ‘slow’?

Kelsey: The more that you enquire into the meaning of your title--‘(s)low’--the more that it proves your being such.

Eric: How’m I s’pose to know what it means..

Kelsey: You are (s)low, you know..

Eric: Jus‘ shut up, I’m thinking..

Kelsey: About what, *you* and the *word ‘(s)low’*?

Eric: May be, may be not..

Kelsey: Exactly, you are, which be why I call you ‘(s)low one’. Just proves my point.

*Looking too deeply into it, Eric tries the hardest he can to learn the meaning and\or pun of ‘(s)low’, not thinking to simply refer to UrbanDictionary.com.*

(s)low by Victor Van Styn August 30, 2005

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S.W.A.G.G.E.R

Acronym describing the 7 things occupying the male mind the majority of the time. Often the topic of "wack" rap songs, "upbuilding" conversation between guys, and mocking with women.

S.- Sex
W.- Women
A.- Alcohol
G.- Gaming
G.- Gluttony
E.- Entertainment
R.- Rest

Guy 1- "You got yo' S.w.a.g.g.e.r. on?"

Guy 2- "Always, man. You?"

Woman 1- "OMG my BF is overflowing with s.w.a.g.g.e.r. right now. He may not even know i exist!"
Woman 2- "I know! It's like way obvious. Heavy on the S.W.A.G. much?"

S.W.A.G.G.E.R by echo95 November 30, 2010