Stop making these fake post

Tomorrow is not any national day so stop being thirsty and trying to grab dick with these fake ass post

They are annoying and unnecessary Stop making these fake post @omg-taetae

by Dionta April 11, 2019

fuck post

1. A woman to whom you have no emotional attachment to, but fuck retarded on a regular basis

2. a large cock

Damn dude you fuck post is real fuckn' ugly, but w/e

jan marvaled at jhon's huge fuck post

by h4z4rd April 17, 2004

Goal Post

A girl who constantly is sleeping around with people. Known as a goalpost because her legs are always up in the air.

Dude 1: "Do you think she is a virgin?"

Dude 2: "No dude, she's such a goal post. The whole football team has slept with her!"

by smokeybear9000 February 22, 2011

Spam-post

To spam your blog with many posts in one day.

Spam-post
Spam-post⋅ing
Spam-post⋅ed

"I used to spam-post up to 4/5 posts a day."

"K, I'm spam-posting here, sue me." - Taken from anonymous blog

"You know one of the posts I spam-posted yesterday? Yeah, I was bitchblogging about her."

by etterorua January 19, 2009

twin-post

When you click the post button twice, because you are too impatient for the next page to load.

This essentially sends the message through to the database twice, resulting in two posts that are exactly the same. Only works on certain websites, or when your internet is slow as fuck.

User A: Anyone got a PS3?

User B: Yeah

User B: Yeah

User C: lol twin-post fail

by Arking Nerdenheimer March 10, 2009

Grind Post

An ass, essentially. A good ass, one to spend a night or even just a song, or even just a moment grinding against. It's a dock for your dance boner. Grind Post.

This beat's got me hot and bothered. Better find a Grind Post, dude.

by Jilmy December 30, 2009

ex post fapto

A series of habitual tasks undertaken upon the completion of a fap.

I always close my porn tabs ex post fapto.

by Geoffffffffff May 9, 2012