fuck shorts

Fuck shorts are the comfortable, loose shorts you wear before, during or after fucking
Although ideal for fucking, these can be worn whenever for comfort and are perfect for the morning after a night of hot sex.

"This morning I saw Imran wearing fuck shorts...I know what he was up to last night!"

1: "Rufus, your nuts are hanging out of your shorts"
2: "They're not just shorts, they're fuck shorts"

"Wait, isn't that guy a virgin? Why's he wearing fuck shorts?"
"They aren't just for fucking, Ben."

by Ol' mate March 6, 2019

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fed as fuck

eating hella good

man i am fed as fuck after that buffet

by defendinghoe December 16, 2019

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fuck fever

A large sum of ducks given usually from anxiety

He's caring to much looks like he's breaking up with a case of fuck fever

by Freezing fucks March 6, 2017

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Fuck Face

Imagining someone else’s face while having sex

Tim wasn’t over his breakup with Tina so he fuck faced Heather.

by Bobbygoo45 June 2, 2020

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Virtually fucking

Fucking people you're not really fucking.

In reality the guy had as many side girls as he had wives (zero), but by virtually fucking people he could have five of each without moving to utah. He was flattered that a few people thought he was really a womanizer.

by Solid Mantis May 14, 2020

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