Affectionate Twat

An affectionate twat is sombody who you love or like but is still acting like a twat.

Girlfriend: Hey, I wont be able to hang out with you tonight.

Boyfriend: Ah, but we had plans, I don't want to cancel them

Girlfriend: You're such an affectionate twat.

by OracleOfOsiris October 10, 2011

Twat Waffle

A sexual act. First, a penis-owner uses waffle batter as lube to penetrate a vagina-owner without a condom, releasing their load inside their partner. The vagina-owner then squats over a waffle iron to create a delicious breakfast for them to eat.

Last night we had twat waffles for dinner...reminded me of crab cake.

by twew March 10, 2021

Twat blossom

An all around bitch who acts like the nicest person to walk this planet and says everything with a condescending tone.

This woman was such a twat blossom, I wanted to punch her in her face and bake her a pie at the same time.

by Queendoom2016 April 11, 2016

twat-twister

twat-twister: n. - usually a Marxist "feminist" twat, but can be any other vile cultural Marxist who twists everything men say into false "victimhood", or false "male oppression", or "rape", with the larger goals of destroying Western civilization, destroying masculinity, creating class division, and destroying the very notion of family. (contrast with "mainsplaining")

"Did you ever read any of Rebecca Solnit's essays?"

"Nah, I don't have time for any of those twat-twisters"

by barricada September 27, 2017

Twat-swat

When a female cock blocks her female friend

Guuuuuuuurl....you know dat gurl Shanaynay
Yeah
Dat gurl twat-swated me at da club last night, he was all mine until she showed up

by Get-yo-gibs-on September 14, 2015

Twat Swat

The act of Garret'ing a situation. Actions taken that limit the amount of exposed breast in the group chat.

Kayci was excitedly anticipating her bribe payment when someone Twat Swatted her heavenly ordained blessing.

by BajanKing February 25, 2019

Twat waffle

A vagina that has been in fishnet stockings for a full shift or at lease two shows. See also two show pussy.

After the evening show Kevina flashed me a shot of her twat waffle.

by SexiestRexiest May 24, 2019