salader

a salader is a person who likes salad ... i mean really likes salad - they will be happy to knock up a salad at any given moment, usually without warning

one day the saladers are going to take over the world and eat salad together while patting their cats.. warning: stock up in avocados for new world order currency

by moxaku May 10, 2022

Blood Salad

When a guy eats you out and your on your period.
He is eating a blood salad.

For our annual I made him a blood salad.

by Freshquailofbelair September 6, 2016

Twat salad

A jumbled confusing turn of events or situation.

Wow that party turned out to be a real twat salad, last time i go to that place.

by Mtg187 April 1, 2017

Hand Tossed Tuna Salad

Female counterpart to a rusty trombone whereas a female receives a rim job and gets fingered at the same time by the same person.

Somehow I ended up giving her a hand tossed tuna salad when I was trying to get a rusty trombone.

by Giblet Biscuit April 30, 2019

grabba salad

when u pack a bowl with a makeup of a 55/50% weed to grabba ratio. a pinch of za, a pinch of grabba, and another pinch of weed on top. and u spark the whole top trying to ash the whole bowl in one hit.

yo rod u trynna smack the grabba salad omm this bitch smackin

by erkoffaperc October 29, 2025

retard salad

a group of ill, fouled minded youth talking nonsensical

your talkin' stupid like a retard salad

by kalisz June 14, 2010

Salad

some really fucking nice hair.

"hey have you seen masons hair"
"fucking salad"

by youprobshateme May 8, 2018