Cheese Touch

When you fart and then touch someone, and say Cheese Touch, the only way to protect yourself from it is to cross your fingers if you are a girl, if you are a boy, put your two fingers together.

The origins come from "cutting cheese".

Tori had a gnarly fart so she walked over to Angelo who had his fingers straight...and Nini, who was crossing her fingers, so Tori couldn't pass on her Cheese Touch. But Mauricio, didn't know about Cheese Touch, so Tori infected him with it. And he died.

by DeadFlapjackSafari May 17, 2010

cheese grader

A dry handjob that results in wounded flesh, resembling the effects of a grader on cheese

Me: Dude, Carolyn just gave my a dry handi, it was brutal

Anthony: Oh shit, she pulled out the cheese grader!

by Italianhorn May 15, 2011

Pink Cheese

Gooey or crusty substance around the lips of the vagina or "pink". Usually a yeollowish color.

Franklin was about to go down on Geraldine until he pulled off her pants and noticed she had pink cheese.

by leprechaunBAWLZ March 20, 2009

Royale with Cheese

Quarter Pounder with cheese. A Royale with cheese is cheeseburger in france

Pulp Fiction:
It is called a Royale with Cheese

by richochet November 16, 2007

easy cheese

A skank. A whore, a slut, take your pick. A quick easy (cheap) lay.

Guy 1: Did you hear about Sam? I heard she slept with some random dude at that party!
Guy 2: Yea man, I heard that too; did you hear about the last party? I heard she totally gang-banged!!
Guy 1: Yea man, she's such an easy cheese...

by Courty May 20, 2008

eat cheese

This is typically used when someone crashes hard, specifically, on their face.

Did you see James crash on his dirt bike?
Yea, I saw him eat cheese over the handle bars!

by Husoku May 28, 2007

Cheese Dick

Some Shit white people call each other.

Originating in the 60's/70's, The White People Hippie "free child" era was born and brought with it, the Cheese dicks. Apparently if u don't wash your dick it will grow cheese. Niggas don't know Shit about this.

What's up girl, is that your man?
"Fuck no, I wouldn't touch that Cheese Dick motherfucker!"

by Howard_HUZE September 19, 2016