bar ilan

A bunch of nerds with no life that spend 25 hours a day studying math and making bad jokes about bar ilan studying materials. They have been in the same program for the majority of their life. If you encounter a bar ilan attendee the best thing to do is to call the cops and run

You Are a bar ilan attendee?
Yes
Get the f*** away from me you f***ing need, I'm calling the cops right now

by Average magshimim Chad February 24, 2024

Bar

A comically thick line or stripe.

Kyle: So yeah, uh, found this stick, it had this weird black bar around the handle.

by fngf3501 September 13, 2021

Klondick Bar

A nice black, interesting, light skin mixed person with a giant cock that all the girls in Oak Hills Desire.

Wow!!!!! Devin is such a Klondick Bar! He's such a daddy!

by Devin_22 May 30, 2018

Right now bars

Some people call it a “freestyle” for some reason.

Yo spit some right now bars on this beat.

by ImStinkyJay February 12, 2023

Barred

A person who has obtained a license to practice law.

Thomas is now barred, I wonder what type of law he wants to practice.

by Paris Maulet August 1, 2020

Bar Light Beauty

When you’re in a bar and someone looks more attractive then they should because of the lighting in the environment.

Guy 1: “Damn she is supa hot fire. Ima shoot my shot.”
Guy 2: “Be careful man this place is known for it’s Bar Light Beauty.”

by Dirsaytr March 28, 2023

Straight Bar

The opposite of a gaydar.

On a straight bar from one to ten you are not even on the scale gay boy.

by CoolW October 24, 2018