Simp

Me for your donkey

person: OMG you are such a simp
me: yes sir

by Leonerd April 6, 2020

Simp

people who make urban dictionary definitions on girl's names

Dude 1: "Hey dude have you seen that post on 'brooke'?"
Dude 2: "Yeah dude, the guy who created it is such a simp!"

by Lautadell24 January 30, 2021

SIMP

S- squirrels
I- in
M- my
P- pants

SIMP squirrels in my pants! Ain't go no chickens ain't got no rats

by Secret agent P May 2, 2022

Simp

When you being lovey dovey or in a relationship.

Bro you are such a simp. You supposed to be pimpin.

by Dmkdkehkd February 7, 2021

Simp

A person who likes or does things for a person even if they don't even exist.

You, yourself is a simp

by dracomalfoyishawt February 15, 2021

Simp

This is where somebody drops his bros and puts his hoe before then I.e. :Tom barker (crusty) dropped a sesh with the boys becasue he didn’t wanna have a hangover the next day with his girl.....

Im a simp, I but my hoes in front of his bros

by XXX Big DADDY 69 XXX July 28, 2020

Simp

Literally nothing, there was once a meaning to this word but the true definition has been lost to time

"You're showing affection to a woman? SIMP!!!!!!!"

by HypnoBleep May 12, 2020