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could jesus suck his own dick 

stupid 1: could jesus suck his own dick?

stupid 2: ofc he could, he could even fuck himself
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does sam suck olivias nuts 

summer: tells sam something
sam: gets all defensive
so does sam suck olivias nuts? yes ma’am

sack of suck 

A bunch of bullsnacks. Some collection of events or items which serve no true purpose or possess evil intent. Also a good substitute for "whatchamacallit".
This whole situation is a sack of suck. I didn't want to hang out anyway.

or
"Hey, gimme that sack of suck. That thing right next to you..."
sack of suck by Bowlfinger '72 October 9, 2019

Eastern Slope Suck 

When you are kissing someone and you start sucking in your air to create an almost vacuum seal with the other person.
Did you just do the Kylie Jenner lip challenge, your lips are looking plump?
No, I have just been using the eastern slope suck as my favorite make out method.
Eastern Slope Suck by Zarbees October 23, 2019

i have given suck 

Something from the shakespeare move. You say it to pronounce that you have failed
I have failed the test. I have given suck!
i have given suck by Sheeshily January 4, 2020

You can suck my aim's ass

When you're flexing how good your aim is to someone
Person A: I'm too fast for you to shoot me!
Person B: (headshots them) You can suck my aim's ass!!!