Social Syphilis

A condition suffered by those considered socially undesirable. Unlike the STD, physical pain is not a side effect. The most noticeable symptom is an outcast status among friends and coworkers.

Social Syphilis is usually contracted as a result of a bad public breakup, embarassing youtube video, or facebook fight. After being diagnosed, one is typically shunned by others, and is unlikely to enter a romantic relationship for a significantly long period of time.

Didn't you see her big breakup on facebook? She and Tom had a huge fight, he called a whore, and now she's got Social Syphilis. Nobody's gonna touch that bitch.

by Dirk Browitski February 22, 2011

social nonsecurity

Describes the Ponzi scheme younger workers support through forced payroll deductions. Because these deductions reduce their income, they are less able to save for their own retirement.

Heather: Last year I paid 5K into social nonsecurity!

Chad: That blows, you could have fully funded your Roth IRA.

by TheCricket March 4, 2011

Social Arson

The reckless act of "Playing with Fire" as applied to a social or romantic context.

When Melinda asked to borrow her ex's wrench, knowing he would offer to come over and fix her pipes himself, she couldn't help but wonder if the text committed Social Arson.

by Maggie Bittenburg March 11, 2011

Social Pimping

Inviting some one to go out to entertain anther person in the group you don't feel like entertaining.

Social Pimping - I'm going to social pimp karen to hang out with emily tonight so she leaves me alone.

by gangstagoldfish March 17, 2011

Confused Social User

One who follows facebook on twitter, has a facebook that says, "check my myspace", etc.

Girl 1: Did you see my facebook?
Girl 2: Oh yeah I totally followed it to your twitter.
Guy: What did the twitter say?
Girl 1: Check out my myspace!
Guy: You are one confused social user

by The guy who fu-[censor] December 8, 2011

Boke Social

A party with an inordinate amount of unattractive people which takes place in Glasgow.

How was the party tonight? It was such a Boke Social!

by MelTri October 24, 2011

Social Cusser

A "Social Cusser" is someone who only cusses around people who cuss, or if people around them are cussing. But if they are with people who don't, they don't.

Like a Social Drinker, but with cussing.

"Whoah, Billy, you were cussing up a storm with Lee and Sara yesterday!"
"Yeah, man. Im a social cusser."

by Saafra August 25, 2011