Social Assurancer

a) a self confident person who instills hope, is free from doubt, and offers those attributes to another person in a social setting, or, on social media.

If it weren’t for my Social Assurancer helping me navigate my social life, both on and off the internet, life would be much harder. He helps get me through my rough patches of life.

by FoolsWisdom January 31, 2024

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social retard

A person in North America, who is past 18 years of age and who is still virgin for non religious reasons

Among modern North American teenagers obsessed with swag and yolo, it is not flash to be a social retard.

by Sexydimma September 30, 2013

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Social Death Penalty

A much more elegant way of saying "getting cancelled", in the context of Cancel Culture specifically.

A notable figure: *says or does something against the accepted norm*

The Internet: We sentence this cretin to the Social Death Penalty.

by MDLuffy1234 April 13, 2023

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“Social Bedtime” when you tell everyone that you’re going to sleep for the evening therefore you’ve finished interacting by text, phone, and social media for that particular day. If, by chance, they happen to see you “online” after you’ve announced your social bedtime it would be improper etiquette for them to then comment or contact via those various social media outlets.

It’s been a long day and as it’s my social bedtime I’ll catch up with you later!

by clb628 March 6, 2024

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state social medicalism

An ideology characterized by the supremacy of medicine, censorship, social democracy, mass surveillance, cancellation, and other forms of suppression.

The belief in state social medicalism is very detrimental to the progress of medical research.

by Yobberson April 7, 2022

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