Disappointing Salad

When you try to toss her salad but she shits in your mouth.

Bro, lastnight I was tossing Natashas salad and lets just say I got a Disappointing salad instead.

by Dissapointing Salad June 25, 2019

Tapatio Salad

When you're tossing someone's salad after they've had an extensive amount of hot sauce on taco Tuesday.

Man, she was hot, but she had Tapatio Salad and my mouth is on fire!

by JustJess1987 March 8, 2022

DIY Salad

The kind of salad you make at a restaurant or supermarket that has more than just regular salad toppings.

I am not too hungry for burgers today, I will stop at the supermarket and get a DIY Salad.

by sparky3976 April 14, 2010

salad bowl syndrome

Code among men for when they want sex

Sally: Why did you send all those dick pics?
Tom: I have salad bowl syndrome
Sally: um ok then

by Soccergal2470 July 24, 2015

salad no nuts

This is the insulting term you call some dude who is acting real tough but you know that he is a total coward. He is soft like a salad and also has no hard crunch that nuts can provide in a salad.

Steve: "Now, shut your mouth before I do! Come at me, bro!"
Greg: "Fuck you, Steve! I ain't afraid of you! Salad no nuts! Yeah, that's what I said - SALAD NO NUTS!"
Steve: "I'm sorry, man. Please be my friend."

by von groovy July 8, 2024

salad

a hockey players hair.

did you see that guys salad?

on god man, best flow in the league.

by greenmachine6969 July 30, 2022

Deviled toss salad

The act of when your tripping on LSD acid and Xanax then decide it's a great idea to eat ass of a angry bull

Josh- bro I'm tripping I see an angry bull let's give him the deviled toss salad

by @$$blaster November 7, 2021