Smooth her salad

The act of rubbing vaginal flaps for pleasure.

Hey john... how did your date go? Did you get in her? Nah, but I did smooth her salad

by The Gruchinator August 18, 2016

Chopped Salad

A fancy way of saying you’re having lines for lunch

I made you a chopped salad in the bathroom.

by allisonjmac March 1, 2025

Egg salad purse

The sound the vagina makes when you stick it in when there's an overabundance of juices.

"Oh my god, your moms coochie sounded like an egg salad purse"

by dookeyshnops February 28, 2025

love salad

5 to 20 fully clothed people on ecstasy, piled together in a back room of a house party.

I met the sweetest guy last night when we were next to each other in the Love Salad.

by DiamondSlug September 28, 2021

Slime Salad

When at least 2 people cum in the same asshole and their cum mixes together.

Jordan ate a slime salad out of Ravan's ass that everyone at the party helped make.

by spnwvr June 7, 2025

Pasta salad

A word used to refer to a vague (and ultimately empty) promise to do something.

"Oh shoot I forgot the pasta salad I was going to make you for your birthday. I'll have it the next time I see you."

by Cortney Brabaw February 9, 2022

The Bucky car salad

The act of breathing through your mouth and not your nose when something smells really bad , to keep from vomiting.

"As Holly was cruising down the Seward Highway, getting stuck in several road construction stops. She noticed a strong odor coming from the back seat. She had to pull the Bucky car salad maneuver to keep from throwing up from all the dog crap stomped and smooshed all over the back seat by breathing through her mouth and not her nose.

by Buckysmom September 17, 2015