Smoking the moose

Doing something that is destined to fail or hopeless.

Derived from the story of Chris McCandless, specifically how he tried to smoke a moose in the freezing Alaskan wilderness.

Person 1: “Yo bro, I think I’m going to email Professor Williams and see if he’ll give me some extra credit so I can pass the class.”
Person 2: “Come on man, you’re averaging a 10 in his class. You’re smoking the moose.”

by Abceinstein July 23, 2025

Smoking Clown

When you take a massive hit of weed, give a menstruating woman oral pleasure and then exhale.

What’s that on your face?

I smoked a shit ton last night and gave that girl the smoking clown

by The crazy clown October 5, 2019

Smoking Dragon

When you're girl lights up a cigarette, bang her doggystyle and when she inhales her last puff, stick it down her throat and hold her nose

My girl wanted to quit her cigarette habit so I gave her a smoking dragon

by Slimy Mexican July 4, 2025

Smoked

When someone has smoked themselves stupid.

Sidney: Have you seen Katy’s posts on Facebook lately?

Angelica: omg yeah, they don’t make any sense! She been hitting the bubble too hard! That bitch need to lay off it for a second. That bitch is SMOKED!!

by Eviljunkie October 3, 2021

smoking circle

A circle formed by humans for social purposes while smoking either ciggerettes and or weed/drugs.

weed smoking yolo swag social smoking circle

by Good for you. November 7, 2013

G-smoking

The act of smoking weed when you're getting the shit fucked out of your G-spot.

You should try G-smoking. It makes me cum everywhere!

by Brandon221531 March 23, 2020

smoking dat brenda pack

it's just a joke for when u see brenda and u say this to see if she'll cry or sum.

*omm we smoking dat brenda pack*

by Ohtheyfearu February 18, 2022