Colin Oscar P

Awesome pun name that sounds like colonoscopy.

Doctor: It's time for your colonoscopy.
Colin Oscar P: *Hearing "its time for your, Colin Oscar P"* It's time for my what?
Doctor: It's time for your colonoscopy.
Colin Oscar P: Oh, you mean "its time for your colonoscopy, Colin Oscar P".
Doctor: There's no such thing as a colonoscopy colonoscopy.
Colin Oscar P: *facepalm*

by Mitchell_88 February 21, 2010

P-Plater Syndrome

When a driver, in particular a new driver gets sick of driving their friends everywhere.

He wouldn't man! I think he has P-Plater Syndrome.

by YouBeauty December 1, 2010

P. R.-Mageddon

Appearing as the w0rd on The Colbert Report it means to have a public relations shit storm.

BP's summer has been a P. R.-Mageddon

by GungHoIguanna June 10, 2010

dirty brady P

when someone is having gay sex and uses a glass bottle as a dildo and it breaks.

bro, yesturday i was fucking that one guy and i did a “dirty Brady P” on accident

by anonymous September 22, 2020

Mr P Herbert

59 and still a fuck boy

Oi Mr P Herbert come here you fuck boy

by Mr P Herbert October 12, 2020

S&p 500

No this is not your granddad's s&p 500! In this case it stands for the shit and piss 500
And usually applies to any job where the primary function is to clean up. A lot of pee and poo! Rest homes and hospitals come to mind here.

Nurse 1 clocking in for 2nd shift at "throwing shade ass tits tits living": "how was it today?"nurse 2:"oh it's been the s&p 500 every since I clocked in at 6:00 this morning!"

by 4realazitgits March 19, 2021

Off the goo-p

A state of seizing or rapid tongue pulsations accompanied with squealing or growling that becomes somewhat unstoppable and uncontrollable. It is not harmful but rather funny.

Kai was off the goo-p and I couldn’t stop laughing.

by Gongerlongeritispogger May 4, 2022