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Ripe Neck

A neck which feels pleasant to touch. Slightly firm, not too soft.
"Shit that guy has a ripe neck"
"Yeah I squeeze it in my dreams"
by sonofallah June 17, 2018
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neck-noose

Necktie. More particularly, a necktie worn by an ambitious, brown-nosing, back-stabbing corporate ladder-climber trying to impress his boss.
Ralph, you know the CFO won't even talk to you if you're not wearing your neck-noose.

Mr. Weaver got called into HR for yanking Bill's neck-noose when Bill dropped the draft P&L in the executive shitter.
by Fuzzbuster111 February 28, 2025
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Coffee neck

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee neck. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee neck, just kidding.
by Equal crack October 2, 2016
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Born-neck

A type of neck deformity, where you cannot see the persons neck.
Child: "Mom what is wrong with that person"
Mom: "My dear he was born like that"
Child: "Oh his got a born-neck"
by InkyPinky February 5, 2010
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goober neck

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Neck Oil

Lubricating the inside of the esophagus with a crisp beer
Oi Gary, wanna go for a slap and guzzle some neck oil

Adjective: Hey Doctor, I think I have glandular fever (Doctor)... have some neck oil, you'll be right!
by Smootherthanasmoothi October 31, 2022
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Neck-jumper

A person who will argue with you because they don't like your opinion.
Me: Taco Bell has good food.
Colleague: No it doesn't. The food is trash and everyone who eats it is dumb cuz it's the worst food ever.
Me: Will you shut up? You're such a Neck-jumper.
by OzzyTheKidd888 July 16, 2025
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