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Long

A Vietnamese/Chinese generally given to males who are big-brained. Long is quiet and invested in what he does, whatever it may be. Like most Asians, Long is gifted in comparison to his white counterparts. Although Long prefers going solo, he will not shy away from group scenarios or an opportunity to expand his social circle.
Random person: What's your name?
Long: Long
Random person: Lol?
Long: Long
Random person: LhOnGh (with an obvious accent)
Long: No, it's literally Long, L-O-N-G
Random person: :-o
*awkward silence*
by foxynips October 13, 2019
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Long Rat Tail

A Long Rat Tail is a hairstyle that is primarily on a male person, mostly boys that refuses to cut the middle part of the back of his hair, especially grade school boys or young teenagers.
it is a rather good looking hairstyle if you have the right type of hair like straight, wavy or semi curly (not real curly) and color of hair, blonde, dirty blonde, strawberry blonde or any florescent color. He might keep it trimmed a certain length or grow it as long as he wants. The length might be a little bit of a stub or grow down his back a bit or even grow as long being past the waist line. Most boys would keep it around one side of his neck letting it hang down in front, some just like it down his back, some keep it tucked inside his shirt, some has his tail against his neck that was caught inside the collar of his shirt or jacket or hoodie.
Rat Tail
That boy grew the most awesome long rat tail that's all the way down his back to his waist line.
by Long Rattail Boy June 14, 2022
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Long Cool Woman

Saturday night I was downtown
Working for the FBI
Sitting in a nest of bad men
Whiskey bottles piling high

Bootlegging boozer on the west side
Full of people who are doing wrong
Just about to call up the D.A. man
When I heard this woman singing a song

A pair of forty fives made me open my eyes
My temperature started to rise

She was a long cool woman in a black dress
Just a 5'9" beautiful 'n' tall
Just one look I was a bad mess
'Cause that long cool woman had it all
I saw her heading to the table
Well, a tall walking big black cat
Charlie said, I hope that you're able, boy
'Cause I'm telling you she knows where it's at

Well, suddenly we hear the sirens
And everybody started to run
Jumping under doors and tables
Well, I heard somebody shooting a gun

Well, the D.A. was pumping my left hand
She was holding my right
Well, I told her, don't get scared
'Cause you're gonna be spared
I've gotta be forgiven if I wanna spend my living

With a long cool woman in a black dress
Just a 5'9" beautiful 'n' tall
Well with just one look I was a bad mess
'Cause that long cool woman had it all
Had it all, had it all, had it all
Had it all, had it all, had it all (she had it all)
by Death Menace May 7, 2023
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Long Island

Beautiful natural scenery + Beaches. A LIRR ride away from NYC, Billy Joel, Cold Cheese Pizza, Montauk, Kings Park Psych Center, Fire Island Oysters (my favorite), Amityville Horror house, Alec Baldwin, Lindsay Lohan, Theodore Roosevelt, White kids with Lacrosse sticks, investment bankers, trust fund babies, irish + italian + jewish people .. . .. . . anything I am missing? OH and FUN FACT: Jaws was not actually based on Massachusetts! It was based on Long Island!
Long Island = (Lawng Eye-Lind)
by Jeryryrfnfmdfmdfg September 26, 2021
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Long Distant Hole Puncher

Synonym for any kind of Firearm.

Usually done to avoid demonisation on YouTube or people trying to silence you, either by Statute or when Children are around.
"Did you see? A Person shot a Police officer in our neighborhood with a Firearm"

"Shh, there are Children around, say Long Distant Hole Puncher."
by Lestari Tempus November 16, 2023
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