Commonly used in Tik Tok comments when someone says some original joke or line that nobody else in the comments used.
by Da Tré October 10, 2020
Get the straight outta pocketmug. A person who is obsessed with and spends the majority of their life knowing more about what's inside someone's elses pockets more than what's in their own pockets or own life. Usually a hater, they make rampant HR violations at work by talking about everyone else's take home salary openly in the office. They are so busy watching others they have no value in their own career, job, or life as all their time is spent watching others instead of actually developing their own skills and abilities, thus making them easily replaceable.
Man did you see Erik at work today? He's a true professional Pocket Watcher and should take part in the World Olympics Pocket Watching division. I am sure he would win unanimously.
Though Edward hated pocket watchers growing up in the south, he become a Professional Pocket Watcher himself over the years when he knew how much money all his neighbors paid for rent , how much was in their bank account, when their checks hit every month, and how long they've lived at the building. All while almost losing his veteran rental voucher because he don't know his own rent or business, rather he knows everyone else's businesses.
Harris ridicules the toes of his daughter, the girlfriend and wives if his friends, and the random street walkers he picks up for sexual relations. Harris refuses to look down or acknowledge his own feet which are in need of serious medical attention: he nearly lost two toes to being frostbitten when he was too afraid to stay in the house with a woman he despised and too cheap to get a hotel room, and instead slept in his cold car on a freezing night.
Harris is a professional pocket watcher. He cares more about others (particularly women) toes than his own toes which, if a child has to look at, would make them cry.
Though Edward hated pocket watchers growing up in the south, he become a Professional Pocket Watcher himself over the years when he knew how much money all his neighbors paid for rent , how much was in their bank account, when their checks hit every month, and how long they've lived at the building. All while almost losing his veteran rental voucher because he don't know his own rent or business, rather he knows everyone else's businesses.
Harris ridicules the toes of his daughter, the girlfriend and wives if his friends, and the random street walkers he picks up for sexual relations. Harris refuses to look down or acknowledge his own feet which are in need of serious medical attention: he nearly lost two toes to being frostbitten when he was too afraid to stay in the house with a woman he despised and too cheap to get a hotel room, and instead slept in his cold car on a freezing night.
Harris is a professional pocket watcher. He cares more about others (particularly women) toes than his own toes which, if a child has to look at, would make them cry.
by GO DJ HaKa July 7, 2023
Get the Professional Pocket Watchermug. That one guy in school who just looks greatvis really smart, and can get any girl in the school and you know hes goning to be successful.
by Revolutionary Hot Pocket April 1, 2019
Get the Hot Pocket Bromug. by Derek October 29, 2003
Get the down pocket timemug. Pocket town hustlers is an all male social club founded by a guy from Phoenix named Mario. They get together every weekend and have a massive butt sex orgy. Since Mario is the leader, he is in charge of swallowing everyone's load and takes much pleasure in doing so. They also participate in other events, such as glory hole Tuesday's, where they travel to local truck stops to find the best glory holes in Phoenix.
by Beats by Ray December 13, 2014
Get the Pocket Town Hustlersmug. n. A person who has achieved climax by rubbing one out from inside of his pants' pocket. See also, Pocket Party
Step aside, I'm a Pocket Party Pro and I'm here to jerk myself off from inside the pocket of my pants!
by yapguy June 27, 2014
Get the Pocket Party Promug. " I got a four in my pocket you don't wanna shake some" or " I got four in my pocket I'm finna go get a rollie"
by Caramelo October 4, 2018
Get the Four in my pocketmug.