The most adorable thing on the planet, should be showered in endless love and affection. Even more adorable than the Tol Bean.
Example: Bree
Example: Bree
Bree is a Smol Bean.
by Nitrous9944 April 29, 2019
by A magical shadey duck January 26, 2019
To ejaculate on a girl's face and then deficate on it. Ejaculate relating to shooting and Bean relating to feces.
by Tacomaology June 19, 2018
Person 1: Dude this coffee tastes like shit
Person 2: Of course it does, i left a coffee bean in your kettle, why would you drink that you dumb fuck
Person 1: I was wondering what that smell in my kitchen for the last 3 days was
Person 2: Yer you should have smelt it when i first boiled it, i nearly died
Person 2: Of course it does, i left a coffee bean in your kettle, why would you drink that you dumb fuck
Person 1: I was wondering what that smell in my kitchen for the last 3 days was
Person 2: Yer you should have smelt it when i first boiled it, i nearly died
by Novelty Turd November 22, 2007
"Oh ching bean! I shat my pants again."
by Michelle Trejo February 14, 2008
by Tom Tuna July 11, 2005
by WAHLBERGER September 24, 2010