pie in my pants

when a girl has pie in her pants it means that she is wet...

Whoah! I looked at you and pied my pants!

by Adam Miller August 31, 2005

cow-pie-high

a gigh scgool built on 75% cow shit, 25% soil

mission hills high school is also known as cow pie high for the shit ass smell

by AlmostDeadly November 14, 2004

Turd pie monkey

a person who acts like they are slick but they are retarted as fuck and they are really gay

Steven is a Turd Pie Monkey

by Birdkilla05 October 8, 2003

alaskan eskimo pie

When engaged in intercourse the guy gives a cream pie to the girl, leaves it there, eats a very strong peice of mint gum and then blows into the girls vagina. the reason for the gum is so that the guy doesnt taste his own cum

That alaskan eskimo pie felt so good and creamy.

by Mackinze July 30, 2006

Tuna Pie

Where you take a little bit of tuna, apply it to the head of the penis. Then, insert in to the vagina. Next, ejaculate. Finally, you must enjoy by eating it.

"DUDE! I gave Ashley the biggest tuna pie last night!"

by I_cant_belive_its_not_butter March 1, 2012

pudding pie

The act of a man placing a swirl of fecal matter on another man's chest, placing the shirt back over it, and smacking it flat with a frying pan. The end result will create a warm smelling pie with the edges oozing delicious pudding.

Derptie: The other day my sweetie let me drop a pudding pie on him! BEST valentine's day gift ever!

unknowing Derpette: That's just wonderful! I like vanilla pudding.

by pancakefactory November 27, 2012

Birdy Pie

This is a slang word for penis. Term often used when boys are acting foolish. Commonly used when one is describing his little friend.

(While amongst friends, Matt yells "Smack Your Birdy Pie" and slaps the crotch of his jeans.)

(Bobby sometimes entertains classmates with the use of the word Birdy Pie.)

(One certain kid always played with his Birdy Pie in the back of the bus while on field trips.)

by Eaglet81 January 3, 2008