Five Pound Trout

The largest most massive single turd imaginable, along the size and shape of a very big fish. Its so big, it sticks out of the water.
Dang it Bob, you left a five pound trout in the toilet without flushing it down. If you want everyone to see your masterpieces, send them to the Louvre!
by IFSATG March 27, 2021
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Five dollar killers

People who would kill anybody for a little change. People of low intelligence and shifty moral character.
by Sammy Uncanny March 06, 2018
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Five Horsemen

Secret society group of young professional closet homosexual males who regularly engage in wild gay orgies.
“Are you going to the Five Horsemen meeting tonight?”

“No, I am not gay.”
by dotconnector69 October 17, 2018
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Forty-five

A statement made that is verifiably false; Utter bullshit; untrue
“While she believed the YouTube report to be factual, it turned out to be total forty-five.”
by OTTRoughRiders March 19, 2021
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Five minute nathan

He thinks his god, he thinks his amazing, he works at B&M and everything's done in 5 minutes. His short, his a idiot and most of all his a loser!
Itll be done in 5 minutes guys! Five minute nathan!
by The secret grafter November 08, 2020
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Definition:
Used to describe someone who is not only physically late but also mentally slow to catch up or understand what’s going on. They miss the moment and the point.
Friend 1: “Did you see Josh just asked what the assignment is? We turned it in yesterday.”
Friend 2: “Yeah, man’s five minutes and five brains late.”
by MJ cool June 09, 2025
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