I Control the Fire

Phrases that people write down while heavily intoxicated and then find later only to have a WTF moment...
Also a key phrase for when you have an awesome night.

Yo Darbs I had an 'I Control the Fire' night! it was sick!!!

by moonchild716 April 9, 2011

Flaming Pheonix Of Fire

When an object is lit on fire because of a flameing bag of shit.

Im going to throw a fuck Flaming Pheonix of fire at your ass... Beotch!!!

by Meuosp April 25, 2011

Build a fire under

An action taken by mountain people to get mules to move when they refuse to budge

Guy 1: where is laura?
Guy 2: she wont answer her phone so i will build a fire under her until she does
Guy 1: i dont get why you treat her like any random bitch when she clearly isnt . there is something I have to tell you

by I love laura May 18, 2013

Yellow fire hose

A sex act in which the man pisses instead of cumming in a girl's vagina or ass

Doctor: You're vagina has an infection.
Woman: That dick! He must of gave me a yellow fire hose!

by wvmgmidget October 22, 2014

firing the bearded lady

Giving a hand job (or masturbating, if you prefer), to completion

I just finished firing the bearded lady. That feels much better.

by bteambeyotches June 1, 2015

British firing squad

When a bunch of men line up shoulder to shoulder and time a massive ejaculation on a victim blindfolded some distance away. Named for the similarly to the firing squads used by the British in the late 1700s.

Paulo, Christian, Vertis and I decided to give some whore we found the British firing squad treatment.

by Glock the Cock August 3, 2015

Pennsylvania Fire Cat

Get a mouth full of cinnamon whiskey. Swish it around in your mouth for a minute or so. Swallow the whiskey and immediately perform oral sex on your lady.

My lady went wild when I gave her a Pennsylvania fire cat.

by Bogie dog July 20, 2016