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Ethan

There are two types of Ethans
1: Cool older brother who's always playing video games He loves to listen to progressive rock and read Lord of the Rings. He could go on for hours about weird shit he found on the internet.
2: Violent homophobe who's probably in a group chat called "Hitler's Summer Camp
1: My brother Ethan is so cool!
2: Shut the fuck up Ethan!
by Bambianca July 31, 2023
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Ethan

Ethan is the kind of guy you stumble across once in a lifetime. He has an expansive inner world and likes to observe others. Your conversations with Ethan are never lackluster and continue for hours. He is quiet around those he does not know, but will never hold back around close friends and family. He prioritizes what is important to him and will make it known where you stand in his life. He has high expectations for his own future and pursues opportunities that will allow him to succeed later on. He is optimistic and will encourage those around him continually. He has a beautiful smile and likes to laugh. He is often times healthy and strives to take care of himself. If conflict or drama presents itself, he aims to resolve it quickly. Ethan is mature and intelligent, earning high grades and high respect from those in his life. You feel you can tell him anything as he is understanding and is not quick to judge. A phrase he frequently uses is "It happens." He prefers to go with the flow and take the good with the bad, making him an ideal companion for spontaneous ventures. He has strong morals and believes in helping rather than harming. He may be rather skilled at a multitude of things but does not consider himself a jack of all trades. He is humble but should never doubt his own worth. You knew the moment you met him that he would have an irreplaceable presence in your life.
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"Mark my words, Ethan will pitch for the Dodgers someday."
by metamorphos1s July 21, 2022
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Ethan Langshaw

He is a waste man makes you feel special and comforts you but then drops you like a ton of bricks, he is an untrustworthy ugly person and thinks he’s 10 men, leave a Ethan Langshaw alone because he is a nothing and always carry’s std’s, additionally he’s gay in heart
He’s an Ethan Langshaw keep clear
by Amelialenneyheart xox November 20, 2019
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Ethan

Ethan is very smart
by anonymous November 30, 2022
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Ethan

"You look goofy as hell rn" -Ethan
by madsuhs November 6, 2020
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Ethan Harrigan

Ethan Harrigan is a guy who likes to have some fun, party hardy as you might say. He's a mix of all the racial breeds, he's like a beautiful modern-day Jesus-like figure with an even holier figure if you know what I mean. He's got it like that AND he has that DAWG in him fr.
Dude, don't mess with this man. This is Ethan Harrigan right here.
by buttjuicce March 23, 2023
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Ethan

A very short and stick-like human, with bushy eyes and is a computer geek
Ethan was a stickman. He could get into the space inside the thermometer .
by Bobby's Uncle October 11, 2020
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