Laying an egg

The act of pulling one of your testicles up to your ass and showing it to someone while simultaneously mooning them.
I just laying an egg(laid) in front of greg over there and he’s crying now.
by Vinny2444 January 6, 2022
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EGG?!

“EGG?!” or “EGG” is used to express being shocked to see an egg on the floor as the individual’s jaw drops.

This emphasis was first used in the late 1990s by a cartoon god named Baboon who was acting in a cheap gag.
EGG?!”
by unfunnygarbage January 12, 2022
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EGG

An abbreviation used in online gaming. Meaning "extra good game", it is used for when GG is simply too boring.
*round ends*
Player 1: GG
Player 2: EGG
P1: WTF is EGG?
P2: extra good game, my dude
P1: Oh, okay. EGG then.
by Z1dan August 25, 2023
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egg nelson

Egg nelson has a baby! She is called bacon nelson!
by don't judge me for pet names September 12, 2021
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Poached eggs

The spilling of man seed in a hot shower, bath, sink, hot tub, kettle, resulting in a poached egg like substance sticking to your leg hairs and surroundings.
"here mate I poached eggs in my mum's footspar last night"
by anonymous September 2, 2021
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egg bag

Now that I hit menopause my egg bags are empty.
by Terminable state August 13, 2024
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Road Eggs

Grab a few road eggs and lets hit the road!
by Kasee123 January 16, 2023
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