ass clown

a talentless, overly dramatic hack who pretends to know it all and wants to it off.

that no talent ass clown is a black hole of time.

by betherz May 13, 2010

clown

me i’m a clown, no i’m the clown

person- what are you
me-the clown

by the ultimate clown September 25, 2019

Clown punch

Clown punch occurs when your significant other makes you laugh while drinking red wine or rum punch. The trickling beverage resembles a bloody nose.

Ken gave Barbie the old clown punch and she needs a bit of club soda to avoid staining.

by Jay Dubbs December 25, 2022

clown

Malachi Jiles

Person: yo you a clown
Malachi Jiles: How i’m a clown?

by Anon357877 October 27, 2018

Professional Hand Clown

Referring to anyone who gets paid or compensated to do sexual favors with just their hands.

“Hey did you know Amber is a real Professional Hand Clown? Don’t tell anyone she doesn’t want her husband to find out.”

by SwingingDick69 May 13, 2022

rachet clown car

College girls on their way to or from a party

Tommy: There must have been at least ten girls in that one van
Johnny: That one crazy rachet clown car

by firepenguin1 January 31, 2014

Rent-A-Clown

A destination that is such a waste of your time that you can't attach a value to it.

"I got stuck driving around with my dad the other day."
"Where'd you go?"
"Rent-A-Clown. Complete fucking waste of my day."

by Justim September 28, 2008