Scotland Christian Academy

To learn absolutely nothing and be able to smoke and vape with out punishment.

Person 1. “ yo you think we’ll get caught at Scotland Christian academy skipping class and getting high”

Person 2. “ ha ha ha never”

by The plug of course September 8, 2021

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Fort Worth Christian

A school located in NRH, Texas full of bratty, white rich kids that will never amount to anything in their life. Everything is handed to them with no work put in. None of the students have ever seen a single day of struggle. They are more offended by gay people than actual racism. The entire football team is full of r*pists, majority of the school knows but everyone acts like it's normal. The teachers are perverted and will kick you out of the school if you don't meet their standards: complete and total discipline, conservative beliefs, and a rich background. This school produces homophobic, racist, spoiled, and "evangelical christians". Love God, love people right?

A: "Do you know that guy that drives the big *ss truck that goes to Fort Worth Christian?"
B: "Oh yeah, the r*pist?"
C: "Wait... Which one?"

by don'ttrytoreachme September 8, 2021

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Christian

Christian is the best. He’s not really too smart, but he’s still really nice guy, and is definitely HOT AF.

Liz: omg bruh did u see Christian today?

Hailey: yeah ikr he looked like, so hot

by the weeb who got crossed September 9, 2021

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Christiane

Is the sexiest motherfucktresse in the world. She takes shit from nobody. Is always the smartest intellectual in the room. She is bad as hell

Dammm… she Christiane’d that

by Bgjbcdh September 12, 2021

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Christian

n. and adj. (of) a follower of the life and teachings of Jesus Christ, even though there are sects of this it still makes you a Christian. A Christian is a spiritual person who doesn't sin but admits they did, is morally perfect, often part of a strict church with way too many prohibitions and often is crusading against non-believers saying how sinful they are, and also they hold it by faith resulting from all their life doubting when they no longer doubt and often get special treatment because their religion prohibits things people would normally do, those hat-wearing people deviating from the world.

Christian comes knocking at the door,
Answer: not interested!
Slams door in the Christian's face.

by King Charles Evergreen September 18, 2021

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