The female version of 'Pokey bum wank'. To poke one's self in the bottom to increase pleasure, whilst masturbating.
by Anne3260 February 16, 2011
"Go bum your mum!"
by mmmm yummy yummy cummy cummy September 17, 2019
The typical Person from a town called Owego, Wears the same clothes daily doesn't clean their house and loves the smell of decaying garbage.
by Poopstick Forsythe June 12, 2008
An altogether more accurate term for 'bum sex', as there are actually willies involved in it, as these authors well know. It also undergoes frequent use as a rudey exclamation of horror, when something very bad or irritating happens.
'Rachel likes to have willy bum sex with boys.'
'Kate has willy bum sex five times a day.'
'OH WILLY BUM SEX, i forgot the biscuits :('
'Kate has willy bum sex five times a day.'
'OH WILLY BUM SEX, i forgot the biscuits :('
by Peachaaaay April 09, 2009
Homeless guy: "man that curdy bum jumper just hopped over me. So I licked the cottage cheese off his balls"
by El Jermo December 06, 2007
by angry dragon man August 14, 2006
by Anonymous January 07, 2003