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Beef jerky backhander

A move typically used by men’s running clubs, the beef jerky backhander is best deployed when 3 or more runners are occupying the same shower together after they’ve hit the pavement & busted out a ‘PB’. The move allows the user to pleasure the man behind him in the shower by placing his hand backwards and jerking the beef of his running companion. Purists often wait until later into the shower so that the skin of the erect penis shrivels in the heat and resembles actual beef jerky.
“Man, I showered with the dragons at lunch and One of them gave me a beef jerky backhander without lube. Apparently he wanted that beef aged.”
by Dragon Voyeur January 1, 2018
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Roast Beef Rambler

When a female smashes her vagina upon another females face. Also known as a V stamp. Leaving behind an unfragant experience
While sleeeping sleeping Amanda received a Roast Beef Rambler.
by Hippie of Dirt May 4, 2019
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Garlicy Beef

When the vaginal odor be strong enough to repel the vladist of vampires.
My girlfriend wanted to be on top for this evening but then I got a whiff of her garlicy beef and got turned off.
by RoseMist June 1, 2024
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Beef shakes

When you're having beef with someone and you're so hyped on the beef you can't stop shaking
*having an argument* omg I've got beef shakes man
by Ruby stead January 20, 2018
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beef broth

Beef broth is a nickname for someone who is so bland, it's not even funny. This term can apply to looks or personality. People called beef broth can also be intolerant and close-minded, basically people you don't want to hang with.
Who cares about Ginny? She's such a beef broth! Hermione's where it's at.
by charring December 17, 2010
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New beef

New beef : a new case , the DA has filed new charges or could be or in association with same beef DA has filled another charge of the same criminal nature , a second count.
Ive been awaiting a bail hearing but the DA got me on new beef , it ain't looking good.
Yup it's the same beef to , jury ain't going to see it my way now for sure !
by 707MD November 7, 2020
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Detroit Beef Stew

When you are with a group of people who enjoy a rather odd fetish. This is the act in which a group of people excrete feces into a metal pot and share it with each other.
Person 1-Hey dude you ready for out Detroit beef stew tonight?
Person 2-Oh my god yes,I am so excited!!
by Englishmajor5697 December 17, 2017
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