When you are in a conversation but completely ignore everything that is said. Then a few minutes later you repeat parts of the conversation that were already discussed.
We just finished discussing our dinner plans when my friend began pulling a jacob and asked what we were going to do for dinner.
by billyinsertrandomnumbershere November 16, 2023

The new type of CHAD in our school. Has apparently three girls fighting to the death for him. Somehow he was a nerd and then a chick-magnet after reading a book about love potions: The Chaser. SKETCHY and SUS. Jacob: a person who from zero to hero relating to the amount of chicks he has.
by hfjklsfhlasjdfhklsdjfhakljfhas March 29, 2021

Someone who is violently Zimbabwe flicker felching to Duke Dennis without a license while roleplaying Choo Choo Charles and Shin sonic.
"Oh that's Jayden but be careful, some people call him a Lil Jacob Choo Choo Charles Chungus Beanz."
by SkibidiPapuslover3 December 9, 2024

The most finest nigga you will ever meet 😍😍 he’s so fine like wtf she’s super cute and one day he’s ganna be a famous celebrity he has the most beautiful girl by his side elizabeth a lot of guys want her but she only wants him 👋🏽 Jacob is popular and he’s on drugs
Girl* I want Jacob
2nd girl* he has a girlfriend and she really loves him
Girl* yeah she’s so lucky
2nd girl* she isn’t lucky he is to be with a girl like her
Girl* Jacob and Elizabeth make a cute couple (:(
2nd girl* he has a girlfriend and she really loves him
Girl* yeah she’s so lucky
2nd girl* she isn’t lucky he is to be with a girl like her
Girl* Jacob and Elizabeth make a cute couple (:(
by -da realest October 20, 2019

by driftsdrafts July 13, 2025

He's bitch made.
by Fuhuluhtoogan June 5, 2024
