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Texas Tuck

When your friend George ask you for a texas tuck you give that man a texas tuck
The Texas Tuck is a complicated art form of bed making. What you must do is have no bed sheet bc fuck a bed sheet don’t need that shit fighting me at night. Then you toss a comforter on and unfold one side so it’s easy to get in and out but you gotta hospital tuck the corners that way you can only get out in one direction. Then you take a regular blanket that you won’t need unless it’s winter and fold it into the shape of Texas. Then you find any random piece of plate of food and put it in the middle bc it needs some culture.
by Bed Making September 15, 2022
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Texas

Where owning more than six dildos is illegal and where you can buy an AR-15 at 15yrs old
Bro tf goin on in Texas
by stumby September 28, 2022
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Texas Hudley Walking

That ugly-looking walking motion black Texas teenagers make in the school cafeteria by rocking their hips up and down like sum black folk dance, look like a penguin if a penguin from the ghetto, also followed by that flaw face they make that look like they tired about that life, like they about that sum sums. Usually done by black school athletes. Look like a old woman tryna waltz with rhythm
I saw a hudley walker entering the cafeteria like he about summa that life. We call that the Texas Hudley Walking
by Urbane and Dictive October 19, 2022
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TexasCoolX

TexasCoolX is the best.
by TexasCoolX January 7, 2023
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texas drummer

loud idiot that wont stop playing the fucking basic country beats
my little bastard friend wont stop playing drums like a texas drummer
by bill the gay man January 9, 2023
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Texas Marriage

"Yeah bro, Her Dad Married Us ... She was like 7 ... Texas Marriage"
by Rafa tha God January 18, 2023
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Texas outback reach around

The process of going to any outback steakhouse and actively giving a reach around to a monkey on the birthday saddle, simultaneously using the butter and ramming it up sed monkeys ass but it has to be in texas.
Yea i went to outback steak house and got lucky and received a texas outback reach around
Dude you got a problem
by MonkimansFatTaintsCheeseLard January 24, 2023
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