texas tea and cookies

Buttfucking before the first date.

"Man I don't know if she is hardcore-friendzoning me or if she wants to have texas tea and cookies"

"What do you think my parents will do if I have texas tea and cookies?"

by dogroastias December 03, 2016

Tea or Coffee

A statement that you say to someone when they are indecisive, even though going with two options is cheaper than the amount of time waisted deciding.

John: I'm spending hours analyzing charts to decide which crypto to get.
Me: Tea or Coffee!

Explanation: If that person spent their time that they waisted analyzing charts on a real job (like McDonalds) then the money they get paid would allow them to invest in both cryptos.

by awericktinuse November 16, 2021

tea sis

words that cringy ass 12 year old kids at middle school say when there is something crazy going on.

“Hey can I get some gum?” “No.” “OMG THATS THE TEA SIS”

by kidcringe July 12, 2019

Tea Cupping

When a Black man dates a White woman

"Ayo why you tea cupping??"
"You like White girls?? Nah I don't tea cup fam."

by Tajion Smith March 26, 2017

Thai Tea Tree number Five

Thai Tea Tree number Five. Annoying but fun.

Thai Tea Tree number Five will haunt you in your sleep.

by Duckyduckduck123duck January 14, 2021

Iced Tea

Homosexual slang for craft beer, mostly used in Austin TX

Hey big daddy just pound that iced tea and come get sweet with me

by DemFacts March 19, 2021

ICED TEA

give a new meaning to this pls

unlimited

give a new meaning to this pls

iced tea

by urbandictionaryvea October 24, 2022