A female with an overly large clitoris. A lady boner.
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A female still wearing a tampon when you start to have sex.
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A female still wearing a tampon when you start to have sex.
Last night, I panicked when SassieCassie took her clothes off. I was intimidated by the size of her flacid twat twig. Its almost the same size as mine.
by Rompinthomspon November 3, 2021
Get the Twat Twigmug. by Bonical June 22, 2023
Get the Twatmug. by Bushman77 October 31, 2016
Get the Snuffle twatmug. by lwaluben September 7, 2019
Get the Tinkle-twatmug. A crazy ass white girl who walks through life looking like she just crawled out of bed. Typically her hair is up in a bun and she has a face so pale she looks like Casper. Her mood ranges from happy and cheerful to downright cranky. You don’t want to cross her.
by Death Twatstar May 11, 2018
Get the death twatmug. An individual who appears to or does own a small dog. Specifically a ratty little thing that needs some form of coat in the winter; and by kicking standards, you could easily clear your garden hedge if it pissed you off.
Ryan: Sandy, you are such a poochie twat.
Sandy: what's a poochie twat?
Ryan: means you like like you own a small dog. Dick.
anon: I'm going to kick you in the balls you poochie twat
Sandy: what's a poochie twat?
Ryan: means you like like you own a small dog. Dick.
anon: I'm going to kick you in the balls you poochie twat
by sandy Bashman October 7, 2011
Get the Poochie Twatmug. 