Blood Salad

When a guy eats you out and your on your period.
He is eating a blood salad.

For our annual I made him a blood salad.

by Freshquailofbelair September 6, 2016

Salad

some really fucking nice hair.

"hey have you seen masons hair"
"fucking salad"

by youprobshateme May 8, 2018

Pasta salad

A word used to refer to a vague (and ultimately empty) promise to do something.

"Oh shoot I forgot the pasta salad I was going to make you for your birthday. I'll have it the next time I see you."

by Cortney Brabaw February 9, 2022

The Potato Salad Tosser

A sex move in which you collect 8-10 kids w/ down syndrome, and at least 2 shovels/other gardening tools. Bring them to a room with a mattress and hit them around w/ the tools until a few die. Then 'wash them out' by finding a dead one with a hole and cumming all over as many as possible. Now hit them around some more and repeat the steps till they're all dead. Now cook them over a spit, invite over family or anyone really. And force them to eat your salad while furiously raping them.

person 1: AHH LEAVE ME ALONE!!

person 2: Nah homie imma commit the POTATO SALAD TOSSER

person 1: FUUUUUUU- (With weird down-syndrome voice idk bro)

by Some guy 35 February 4, 2024

Tossed Salad

Tossed Salad is cunnilingus. The labia are the salad and they are tossed with the tongue.

I went to her house for dinner and ended up having tossed salad.

by Trussetyv February 23, 2024

Mexican Corn Salad

When a guy at a bar gets drunk and starts dirty fucking a girl. He then comes all over her tight roast beef pussy and spills his beer all over it.

Damn dude, Brad Pitt totally just gave her a mexican corn salad.

by The Dank Smurf Cat >< September 12, 2023

Twat salad

A jumbled confusing turn of events or situation.

Wow that party turned out to be a real twat salad, last time i go to that place.

by Mtg187 April 1, 2017