big burger merger

A sexual metaphor depicting a supposed merger of two major burger restaurant chains.

Daryl: Did you hear about the Big Burger Merger that's going on?
John: No.
Daryl: Ronald McDonald stuck his Big Mac into Wendy's Hot 'n Juicy!
John: Sheeeeeeeeeeee-yiiiiiitttttt!!!!!!!!.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 20, 2019

Burger bowl

When Paul’s a bellend

Paul’s a right burger bowl

by Kaaaawa March 19, 2018

Red Burger

The the go to burger joint that makes you SLURP.

Person 1: "Hey guys wanna go to Red Burger?"

Person 2: "SLURP"

by ForrealIlikeWATER February 11, 2018

Burger Dilemma

Dumbing yourself down in order to communicate with one of low intelligence. As a result of this dumbing down you appear to lack intelligence yourself.

Dude, I heard you talking to your girlfriend, talk about a Burger Dilemma!

by bhoj March 12, 2011

shmeiz burger

a burger that contains someone’s semen

my boyfriend is so cute he’s making me a shmeiz burger later

by lisha666 November 06, 2020

burger glove

Euphemism for an exceptionally tight-fitting vagina. It fits like a glove, around your beef.

“Wow, I fucked Stacey last night, and damn she has a burger glove!”

Claudius slowly lowered himself down upon Penelope, and inserted his throbbing manhood into her steamy burger glove.

by W.L. Sinclair 3rd December 30, 2020

burgerer

you eat burgers, another term would be burgereater

oh look, there's agust! My favorite burgerer

by SimplyBloxxed November 10, 2022