Hot Claw

When you mix White Claws and Vodka.

Girl #1: What are we drinking tonight?
Girl #2: I have some White Claws.
Girl #3: I have some Tito's.
All Three: Hot Claws!

by The_Marmot November 19, 2019

Hot Jew

Microwaving a bagel the having sex with it.

My girlfriend broke up with me so I had a Hot Jew

by The Dissapointer November 24, 2019

Hot Jafar

When you’re with your man and he finishes in your face, yells “agragba” (in Arabian accent with conviction* optional) and then throws sand in your face where he finished.

Aladdin is with Jasmine and he gives her a hot jafar on the magic carpet in front of Abu and Raja gets jealous.

by Leoxx April 6, 2019

hot pan

I wake up to sizzling sounds from the kitchen. I walk up and there you are preparing something in a pan. I pussyfoot towards your back, cannot keep my hands from doing what they do: i offer salt, pepper and further instructions on how to proceed with the food. You look at me like what the fuck and i find it so funny i start dancing like mc Hammer. You say that i am an autistic child caged in an old hags body. That makes me laugh even more and i start breakdancing now.

You are holding the super hot pan with both hands now. I take my chance.

by Krkič June 2, 2019

Hot Cheetos

A group with Carley Majors Madisyn House Gabby Brown and Lily Hardeman and Braelyn Gibbons

We’re the Hot Cheetos gang

by Brae Brae 07 June 7, 2019

Hot as hell

Fuckin sexy dude.

Dude she is hot as hell!

by Jimmyyyyy nutronnnnnn February 25, 2019

Hot Jupiter

(The Gas Giant) To complete any sexual act by farting in your partner's mouth, either to bring about orgasm or to be timed with the partner's orgasmic climax.

Kaylee give Nick a Hot Jupiter for his 42nd birthday.

by MagneticRed March 17, 2019