Roman's Sock

When you ejaculate into a long sock, and then smack someone in the face with it. Unless otherwise specified, it is implied that it the person is smacking themselves with the sock.

Bro's zesty ahh acting up, you trying to catch Roman's Sock rn?

by zalgos June 15, 2025

Skin Sock

The after-print left when you take off your socks for the day

Average person: god, my shoes were tied too tight today, I hope I don't have an ugly skin sock.

Unwanted Friend/Family member: I know man, those suck

by Tsun Berry August 31, 2011

sock goop

Poo that lies between the toes.

..."Gee, ma, look at little Billy Rogers, he has some sock goop between his toes!.."

by Royster February 7, 2007

One Sock Sexual

Have a sexual orientation where one is sexually attracted to partners that only wear one sock.

As soon as I took off my shoes, the One Sock Sexual tried jumping my bones after seeing me with only one sock on.

by Jack6626 June 10, 2022

Hanes socks

Things teenange boys have sexual intercourse with

I went in my teenage sons room and stunned my toe on a pile of Hanes socks

by Da masta bata September 7, 2020

socked

cringy ass word, who ever uses this name/word is a mental human being

Socked is fucking cringe.

by Udontneedtoknowidiots March 17, 2021

helium socks

A reference to banging a chick with her feet up in the air.

Friend: how'd last night go?

Me: she totally put the helium socks on!!!

Friend: very nice!!!!

Me: straight to pound town!

by Zainy21 September 4, 2017